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This is the Top 20 viewed english quotes on this site. Each time a quotation is displayed, either through a search query, or any other method, it is registered.

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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

~ Bart Simpson
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

~ Bart Simpson
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

~ Bart Simpson
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All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!!

~ Bart Simpson
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Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

~ Bart Simpson
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I am not the new Dalai Lama

~ Bart Simpson
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Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

~ Bart Simpson
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

~ Bart Simpson
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I will not draw naked ladies in class.

~ Bart Simpson
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What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

~ Bart Simpson
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You kill 'em, we grill 'em!

~ Bart Simpson
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.

~ Bart Simpson
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I will not dissect things unless instructed.

~ Bart Simpson
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There are many people who feel that it is useless and futile for us to continue talking peace and non-violence - against a government whose only reply is savage attacks on an unarmed and defenceless people. And I think the time has come for us to consider, in the light of our experiences at this day at home, whether the methods which we have applied so far are adequate.

~ Nelson Mandela
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Our march to freedom is irreversible. We must not allow fear to stand in our way.

~ Nelson Mandela

- Our March to Freedom is Irreversible (1990)

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Only free men can negotiate; prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated.

~ Nelson Mandela

- Refusing to bargain for freedom after 21 years in prison, as quoted in TIME (25 February 1985)

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A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination

~ Nelson Mandela
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The majority of South Africans, black and white, recognize that apartheid has no future. It has to be ended by our own decisive mass action in order to build peace and security. The mass campaign of defiance and other actions of our organization and people can only culminate in the establishment of democracy.

~ Nelson Mandela

- Our March to Freedom is Irreversible (1990)

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No one is born hating another person because of the colour of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.

~ Nelson Mandela

- Long Walk to Freedom (1995)

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Today we are entering a new era for our country and its people. Today we celebrate not the victory of a party, but a victory for all the people of South Africa.

~ Nelson Mandela

- Inaugural speech (1994)

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