Quotations on Husband

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

~ Unknown

One can always recognize women who trust their husbands. They look so thoroughly unhappy.

~ Oscar Wilde

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

~ Groucho Marx

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

~ H.L. Mencken

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

~ Jean Kerr

Husband and wife come to look alike at last.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

~ Agatha Christie

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass.

~ Thomas Fuller

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

~ Thomas Fuller

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

~ Edgar Watson Howe

There is only one thing to do for a man who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

~ Edgar Watson Howe

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

~ Dorothy Parker

Don't worry. If you keep him long enough he'll come back in style.

~ Dorothy Parker

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.

~ Katharine Hepburn

A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.

~ Proverbs

- French Proverb

Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

~ Helen Rowland

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature --and another woman to help him forget them.

~ Helen Rowland

An easy-going husband is the one indispensable comfort of life.

~ Ouida