Quotations on Heaven

To get to heaven, turn right and keep straight.

~ Unknown

. . . when bad Americans die, they go to America.

~ Oscar Wilde

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

~ Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

~ Mark Twain

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

~ Mark Twain

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven.

~ Thomas Fuller

To be with God.

~ Confucius

Heaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.

~ Henry Ward Beecher

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

~ Jules Renard

What a pity the only way to heaven is in a hearse.

~ Stanislaw Lec

Heaven for climate, hell for company.

~ James Matthew Barrie

The few men who have managed to reach heaven must be terribly spoiled by this time.

~ Ed Howe

Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

~ Thomas Gold Appleton