Quotations on Animals

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

~ Unknown

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

~ Unknown

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

~ Unknown

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

~ Dave Barry

Jy sien nooit diere wat deur die absurde en dikwels verskriklike dwaashede van die magiese en godsdiens gaan nie...Net die mens tree met sulke nodelose onnoselheid op. Dit is die prys wat hy moet betaal vir sy intelligensie, wat nog nie intelligent genoeg is nie.

~ Aldous Huxley

- Texts and Pretexts

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

~ Mark Twain

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

~ Sigmund Freud

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

~ Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

~ Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

~ Josh Billings

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

~ Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

~ Franklin P. Jones

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can; that's almost $21.00 in dog money.

~ Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

~ Anne Tyler

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

~ Phil Pastoret

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

~ Jerry Seinfeld