Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband; show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.~ W.C. Fields
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband; show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.~ W.C. Fields
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?~ W.C. Fields
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
