I have a driving tip for you: Never hit the lead car in a funeral. I have never seen that many people in that bad a mood.~ Phyllis Diller
I have a driving tip for you: Never hit the lead car in a funeral. I have never seen that many people in that bad a mood.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.~ Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.~ Phyllis Diller
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies." ~ Phyllis Diller
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies."
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.~ Phyllis Diller
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
