Jay Leno Quotes

There was a 194-car crash in Los Angeles. Luckily the guy in the first car was still able to complete his cell phone call.
~ Jay Leno

Accidents;

This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a president, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50.
~ Jay Leno

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
~ Jay Leno

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
~ Jay Leno

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
~ Jay Leno

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
~ Jay Leno

I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do something stupid.
~ Jay Leno

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
~ Jay Leno