I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays.~ Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.~ Henny Youngman
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.~ Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
