A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.~ Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.~ Groucho Marx
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.~ Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
There is only one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.~ Groucho Marx
There is only one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.~ Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
