George Burns Quotes

Too bad that all the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

~ George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring family in another city.

~ George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

~ George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

~ George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

~ George Burns