Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard Quotes

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

[a Bargain]... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

A loafer always has the correct time.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard